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MISTAKEN.

A deaf old lady went to church for the first time, and seated herself in a pew which was reserved. A polite steward came up and gently waved to her to come out into the aisle. “No thank ye," she audibly exclaimed, “I ain’t come to dapce, I’ve only come to hear the music.” *“

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 13, 28 September 1907, Page 46

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MISTAKEN. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 13, 28 September 1907, Page 46

MISTAKEN. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 13, 28 September 1907, Page 46

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