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“John! John! Wake up! There’s a burglar in the room.” John: Rubbish, Maria! Lie down and go to sleep.
Take It Easy Toole —Say. it wuz real kind of de lady ter leave dese tings fur me. I'll jest—
Holy smoke. she’* got a pulp! Kin I land dein pant*
SCIENTIFIC NOTE. More spots have been discovered on the face of the son. AS WELL AS THE FAIR ONE. Faint heart never won a dark lady, either.
NOT TO BE OVERHEARD. Now. don’t forget: I’ll be up to see you at twelve to-night.”
“Dis box is a good pal. Now, if I knows anythin’ about de habits of dorgs it’s a cinch he—
I thought so! So long, lady! I hates ter sacrifice a good pair er pants!
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8, 24 August 1907, Page 64
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131Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8, 24 August 1907, Page 64
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