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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 21, 25 May 1907, Page 39

In a recent suit a lawyer was crossexamining a German, the point under inquiry being the relative position of the doors, windows, and so forth, in a house in which a certain transaction was alleged to have occurred. “ And now, my good man,” the lawyer said, “ will you be good enough to toll the court how the stairs run in your house.” The German looked dazed for a moment. “How do they run?” he repeated. “Yes. how do the stairs run?” “ Veil,” continued the witness, “ ven 1 am oop-stairs doy run down, and ven I anr down-stairs they run oop.”

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