The Graphic FUNNY LEAF
Church worker: Would von assist us. good sir. to send a missionary to the cannibals ? Mr. Gotrox: Not much—l’m a vegetarian —but I’ll assist you to send them some easily digested cereal!
One of the girls: You can always tell a military man. See how that one carries himself. Wilkins: (to himself): Gee! If this still’ neck doesn’t limber up by night. I’ll break it. that’s all!
THE CHAFFEUR. Oily to bed and oily to rise Is the fate of a man when an auto he buys.
Bings: What do you think of this Meredith idea of marriages for ten years? Bangs: Does a man get any commutation for good conduct?
THEIR PEDIGREE. Ethel: Poor Jack! He is going to the dogs. Edith: Yes. and the dogs he is goin g to now are the great-grandpuppies of the dogs he originally went to.
DRAWING THE LINE. Househunter: We have three dogs, four cats, two parrots, six canaries, an I i mocking bird. Householder: That will be all right. Ma’am Househunter: And we also have a—h em a very small —er —an exceedingly small—or—baby. Householder: Great Scott. Ma’am. I wouldn’t rent you the flat for a thousand a month!
AN UNFORTUNATE EXPERIMENT.
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXV, Issue 1, 8 July 1905, Page 64
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205The Graphic FUNNY LEAF New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXV, Issue 1, 8 July 1905, Page 64
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