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BETTER THAN LAW.

Housekeeper (excitedly): ‘I am in a terrible way about a servant girl I can't get rid of. 1 have discharged her. but she won’t go. She is a perfect giantess, and has a most horrible temper. What would you advise me to do?' Great Lawyer (calmly): ‘Keep the kerosene can full and the wood wet.'

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXII, Issue XIII, 1 April 1899, Page 430

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BETTER THAN LAW. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXII, Issue XIII, 1 April 1899, Page 430

BETTER THAN LAW. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXII, Issue XIII, 1 April 1899, Page 430

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