ENTITLED TO FAVOURS.
Influenza Patient: ‘What, doctor, do yon mean to say you charge me 5s a visit?’ Doctor: ‘Certainly; just the same as I charge anyone else.’ Influenza Patient: ‘Oh but you ought to make a reduction for me. Why. I introduced the influenza into the neighbourhood.’
AT THE SEASIDE: TWO SIDES OF THE DINNER QUESTION. Possible Boarder: ‘I enjoyed my dinner very much, madam, and if it was a fair sample of your meals I should like to come to terms.' Landlady: ‘First of all. sir. was that a fair sample of your appetite?'
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXI, Issue XX, 12 November 1898, Page 644
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96ENTITLED TO FAVOURS. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXI, Issue XX, 12 November 1898, Page 644
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