TOO MUCH NOISE.
Tillie ; ‘ What are the wild waves saying ?’ Willie : * Can’t hear them. The bathing suits are too loud.’
Every effect has a cause, if only we have the wit to see it. Patrick had a fine chance at two partridges. He fired and missed.
‘Now, now,’said James, ‘ you’ve shot nayther of thitn.’ ‘ Well, how could I,’ said Patrick, ‘ whin the report of the gun frightened ’em both away ?’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XV, Issue XXIV, 14 December 1895, Page 748
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70TOO MUCH NOISE. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XV, Issue XXIV, 14 December 1895, Page 748
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