TIME IS MONEY.
Gent : * What is the reason you charge twice as much for my cuffs as you did formerly ?' Washerwoman: * Because yon have begun making pencil notes on them.’ Gent: ‘ What difference does that make ?’ Washerwoman : ‘ The girls waste so much time in trying to make them our.'
The following agony advertisement appeared recently in a daily paper: * Adolphus, return to your Matilda. The piano has been sold.’
Colonial Visitor : * I say, constable.l reckon if they keep yon much longer under this here gists roof you’ll sprout*' X 42 (despondiog’y): ‘No fear of tint, air; they don't keep me moist enough.* (The hint worked.)
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIV, Issue XXI, 25 May 1895, Page 504
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105TIME IS MONEY. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIV, Issue XXI, 25 May 1895, Page 504
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