M-X O’R---LL AGAIN.
He was a popular lecturer, and he was describing to Jacky and Cholly how he simply appeared on the platform, lectured for an hour, and made hundreds of thousands of pounds by doing so. ‘ You and I couldn’t get thousands of pounds by simply appearing in our dress clothes,’ said Jacky to Cholly. * No,’ said Cholly to Jacky, * but we don’t look as funny in dress clothes as be does.’ The lecturer says that he doesn’t like the youth of the present day.
Countryman (to dentist): ‘ I wouldn’t pay nothin’ extra fer gas. Jest yank her out if it does hurt.’ Dentist : • You are plucky, sir. Let me see the tooth.’ Countryman : * Oh, ’tain’s me that’s got the toothache ; it’s my wife. She’ll be here in a minute.’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIV, Issue VII, 16 February 1895, Page 168
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131M-X O’R---LL AGAIN. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIV, Issue VII, 16 February 1895, Page 168
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