A NEIGHBOURLY CORRESPONDENCE.

New Zealand Graphic, Volume IX, Issue 29, 16 July 1892, Page 726

A NEIGHBOURLY CORRESPONDENCE.

' Mr Thompson presents his compliments to Mr Simpson, and begs to request that he will keep his piggs from tiespassing on bis grounds.* * Mr Simpson presents his compliments to Mr Thompson and begs to request that in future he will not spell pigs with two gees.* * Mr Thompson’s respects to Mr Simpson, and will feel obligedaf he adds the letter “e” to the last word in the note jnut received, so as to represent Mr Simpson and lady.* * Mr Simpson returns Mr Thompson’s note unopened—the impertinence it contains being only equalled by its vulgarity.*

Portrait Artist : •Zu you nod like it, mses.’ Fair Sitter *Oh I won’t pa and ma and all of thmn be surpr&dwhenl tell them thai’s me.’