PLUCK.
Football player, feebly—‘ Did we win ?' Sympathising comrade—‘We did, old fellow.' Football player, excitedly —‘ Never mind that dislocated thigh, doctor. Take these broken teeth out of my mouth, so I can holler.’ Postage Stamp—‘l don't like this being licked so often.’ Envelope—‘ Well, the best plan is to take it easy. When I'm licked I just shut up and say nothing about it.’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 25, 21 June 1890, Page 18
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64PLUCK. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 25, 21 June 1890, Page 18
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