Extracts from the Sayings of Mrs. Solomon

Kai Tiaki : the journal of the nurses of New Zealand, Volume XVII, Issue 4, 1 October 1924, Page 168

Extracts from the Sayings of Mrs. Solomon

(By Helen Rowland.)

The Book of Sirens: Chapter I.

Behold, my Daughter, I have parted from mine appendix, and my conscience is clear ! Therefore do I fear but three things m all the world. And the first of these is a mouse ; And the second is embonpoint ; And the third is a Trained Nurse ! For I have watched her at her work ; And, I charge thee, m the flutter of her apron there lurketh more danger than m the whole chorus of a comic opera. For a chorus-girl practiseth her wiles upon strong men, but she seeketh him only that is stricken and at. her mercy. Yea, when he is down-and-out she getteth m her fine work. Upon her head she weareth a cute cap, which glorifieth her as a halo m his sight. She walketh upon heels of velvet and cooeth unto him m a voice of siloes. Her smile runneth over and will not come off. She hath dove's eyes. She batheth his brow with spikenard and myrrh, and anointeth him with alcohol.

She arrangeth his pillows and comforteth him with words of cheer. She taketh his pulse ! He yearneth to be babied — and she babyeth him. He pineth for sympathy — and she sympathizeth. He seeketh comfort — and she maketh him comfortable. And what chance hath a damsel at a pink tea beside a ministering angel such as one of these? Go 10, thou Simple One ! What strength is there m a sick man that he shall flee before all the temptations of St. Anthony m one? Nay, though he be of. stone and adamant, though his heart be encased m barbed wire, yet shall he turn upon his pillow sighing : "Alas! Miriam is all right; but a wife was never like this." Yet how guileless is human nature! For ye will keep your silver m a strong box and your jewels behind bars of iron; yet will ye trust your beloved m the hands of one of these. Verily, verily, the Lorelei is passed and witches are no more ; But a Little Trained Nurse is a dangerous thing 1 !