“GOOD GRIEF!” SAID THE POSTMISTRESS A STORY BY MARIE DALE “GOOD GRIEF!” said the postmistress, pushing her feet back into her shoes and getting out of her chair. “Not another one!” She came through the door into the outer office, leaving her half-eaten lunch. “Only for one-and-six,” said the clergyman apologetically, “but I find I've come out without a penny.” He handed the telegram across the counter. “I thought, at a stretch,” he smiled, “you'd be able to trust me?” “It's not that I don't trust you,” said the postmistress. “It's the principle of the thing. You all come in without any money!” “Now you're joking!” laughed the clergyman. “And we all know your kind heart, Mrs Marshall. Thank you very much if you'll do that for me. I'll be in with the money first thing tomorrow morning.” He went out. The postmistress looked at him, sighed, and pulled out a worn note-book. The clergyman came in again. “Or after lunch,” he said. “I've got to go out to Paritai first thing.” He went out again. “You'd never believe it,” said the postmistress, entering one-and-six in the notebook. “Excuse me a minute while I get this off—you're only waiting for the bus, aren't you.” I relaxed in the dim coolness of the outer office while the hot and dusty midday shimmered on the roadway of Manuka Bend. The postmistress came back. “Now what was it? Oh yes?” She took one-and-sixpence from her handbag and put it in the till. “The trouble is, they don't seem to realise that there's no tick with the Post Office. Sometimes I think I'll get one of those printed notices and put it up: ‘Do not ask for credit—a refusal often offends.’ Not that it would do any good. Coming in without money's chronic at the Bend.” “I suppose you feel it will send you round the bend,” I joked feebly. “If it hasn't already!” She smiled quickly, her eyes shrewd, kind and intelligent. “I like the place and I like the work, or I wouldn't be here. It's a great place!” I looked across the road to the petrol pumps, the garage with the usual grease-covered bits of worn-out cars beside it, to the great swathe the road improvements had cut in the hill, and at the dust. “Not out there! We'll be getting it sealed soon, anyway. But look at the bush back on those hills! Glorious! I've a bit of it at my very back door. “And look at the farmland around here. It's not the Waikato, I know, but it's got its own sort of beauty. I find it fascinating.” “It is pleasant,” I said. “Nearly all Maori farms, you know. And they're not making a bad living of them on the whole. Only the pity is, the land won't maintain more than one son with the father, and others have to go away to work. It's not Maori. “Of course, the Maoris aren't as business-like as they might be. They're the chief offenders with this credit stunt I'm complaining about. Not that they're the only one, as you just saw. It's getting to be a full-time book-keeping job.” “I suppose they pay in the end?” “Oh, they pay in the end,” said the postmistress. “I nag them till they do. Usually it's only the odd shilling or two, but sometimes it's a bit over the odds. “There's Mrs Karipata now. The other day she came in for her family benefit without her card. Left it at home, she said. She particularly wanted to buy something — could I …?” She shrugged and held out her hands. “Well, she was lucky. I happened to have three pounds. Usually I don't keep much in my bag at all. So I gave it to her. Now she rings up and says she's lost her card and what should she do? I said bring me in my three pounds pronto! Then she can talk about writing away for a new one.