Quotes

Rip It Up, Issue 236, 1 April 1997, Page 5

Quotes

“I believe it made the chicken’s life better. If I was a chicken, I’d much rather die between Cookie Mueller’s legs than in a pen with eight other chickens.” JOHN WATERS on the benefits of the interspecies sex scene in Pink Flamingoes.

“I’ll probably wait until I’m 19. I want to enjoy one year more of getting my washing done for me.” SILVERCHAIR’s DANIEL JOHNS ain’t leaving home... yet. “Nobody cares about OJ now, he can’t even join a golf club. Personally, I think he did it, but I don’t see any reason to defend OJ Simpson, I didn’t even like him when he played football.” ICE T plays judge and jury. . “If I turn the water off I sound terrible. I think it’s the positive ions in the water.” WOODY ALLEN tries to fathom the mysteries of singing in the shower. “It’s like [basebail]. There are a lot of mediocre pitchers out there and a lot of mediocre bands that should not have been signed.” A&M label boss AL CAFARO on the state of the record biz. “If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us.” Baywatch brickhouse GENA LEE NOLIN. “Music is about seif-discovery, and I wouldn’t want to be a trained seal.” EDDIE SHAW of 60s legends MONKS says he can’t get the band back together. “It comes so easy to that little blond, happy, golden-boy motherfucker.” Romeo and Juliet co-star JOHN LEGUIZAMO / jests about the film’s star, LEONARDO ; DiCAPRIO. “That may not happen for : 50 years.” ATLANTIC label’s VAL AZZOLI on the demise of the CD. “‘Have you got a big penis, Ewan?’ He leaned across the table and said, ‘Of course I have, darling,’ and he showed it to me — and it was rather large.” EWAN McGREGOR conducts a fake interview with himself on the subject of his frequent on- ; screen kit-offing.