Music Algebra
And speaking of CRAP: how often have YOU been suckered by a NEW TREND? Now for the first time PROFESSOR ELVIS presents this method of CRAP DETECTION. When listening to BRITISH BANDS remember to apply THIS FORMULA: SUEDE = CRAP This TOTALLY ACCURATE mathematical rule can also be applied to other bands, eg: SMITHS = CRAP (MORRISSEY + MARR) (where MORRISSEY = TOTAL CRAP and MARR ± OKAYISPOSE) When the band mimics that all-important INDEPENDENT style we must apply a CREDIBILITY INTEGER, eg: SPIN DOCTORS ± facial hair = CRAP tired 70s references This formula can be expressed in COMEBACK ALGEBRA: JESUS JONES [3RD ALBUM] /VIDEO BUDGET = CRAP (where JESUS JONES = MIKE EDWARDS + SESSION MUSICIANS)
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Rip It Up, Issue 192, 1 July 1993, Page 29
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