the 'ARRY AWARDS
With the record companies giving out awards to various twits like Patsy Riggir and Dave Dobbyn it’s time for ’Arry to do ’is again. I’m still nursing the bruises from last year’s and this year there’s bound to be more coming but ere goes:
• The You Know It’s All for the Bugs Bunny Gold-Plated Moneybox: Gary Rodent. • The Record Profits for Lion Breweries Silver Tankard: The Tryhards. • The Record Profits for Dunbars Whisky Trophy: Doug Hood and lan Dalziel. • The Annual ‘Nice Poster, Shame About the Concert’ Award: The Dead Kennedys. • Prize for the Best Advertising Jingle for a Japanese Car: Coconut Rough. • Captain Crabbe’s Award: Jordan Luck. • The Ceremonial Silver ‘Er,
Only Four Cans, Officer’ Keyring: Simon Elton. • The Use the Gents and Not the Fence’ Platinum-Plated Miniature Urinal: Mike Corless. • The ‘You Can’t Fly the Coop When You Owe That Much Loot’ Silver Handcuffs: Simon Grigg. • The ‘Praise the Jacksons and Pass the Boot Polish’ Special Award: Murray Cammick. • The My Head is No Bigger Than My Body, But Then That’s 400 Pounds’ Statuette: Roger King. • The ‘Flogging A Decomposing Horse’ Trophy: The Screaming Meemees. • The ‘But There’s More Money in Encyclopaedias Than Records’ Book Prize: Paul Rose. • The ‘Tattooed Arm With A Can of DB Out the Window of a Holden VB’ Statuette: Tomorrow’s Parties.
• The ‘Fucking Fish is Fucking Old, the Fucking Chips are Fucking Cold’ Plate: Mainstreet. • The ‘Evidently Chickentown’ Award: Palmerston North. • The ‘Let’s Go Funky Now, Everybody’s Funky Now, Come and Fuck it Up With Me’ Trophy: DD Smash. • The ‘l’ve Got My Fingers in So Many Pies That I’ll Soon Have to Wipe Them Off My Face’ Cup: Ralph E. Boy. • The ‘So Who’s A Hippy?’ Memorial Medallion: lan Kingsford. • The Special ‘I Brought Foot and Mouth from Timaru to Auckland’ Shield: Russell Brown. • The ‘Would You Buy A Used Car From This Man?’ Award: Roger Shepherd. • The ‘But Peter Doesn’t Sound French’ Rosebowl: Peter Urlich. • The ‘But Nor Does Mark and I’m a Pom’ Award: Mark Phillips. • The This is & That was’ Award: Andrew Boak. So there it is, and it’s Turangi here I come. ’ARRY
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Rip It Up, Issue 76, 1 November 1983, Page 30
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