THAT’S THE STUFF.

Waikato Times, Volume 111, Issue 18642, 21 May 1932, Page 12 (Supplement)

THAT’S THE STUFF.

Mother: Robert, you haven’t studied your history lesson Bobby; Aw, mother, why not let j bygones be bygones? I QUITE A DIFERENCE | Sick Millionaire: Nurse: I’m leaving you a month’s, salary in my will. Nurse-: A month of yours, sir, or a mouth of mine? HE KNEW. “Pull yourself together, Darkle! | Say to yourself ‘l’m goin’ to win this light,’ and you will. “Doan you be so suah. Ah knows how I tell lies." I j TIT FOR TAT. j “In t lie time it takes me to tell you | how r to do tiie work,’ asserted the angry mistress, “ I could do it myself." “ Yes, madam," retorted the housemaid, “ and in Hie time it takes me to listen to you, so could I." TIIE WIDENING PART. I “ Haven’t seen Bob for nearly 20 1 years. Does lie still part his hair in [ the middle?” “idi, yes, but tiie parting is about | live inches wide." LOST A BROGUE. hn Irishman and an Ame-ican met ■in London, and were conversing on the 'merits of I heir respective eounlries. J “ Waal," said the Yankee, " I mine I from the country in the world." i ' Sure I hen." said the Irishmau. I "you have lust a bit of your ’brogue.' ’’