HOW TO WIN A CASE.
Judge: "I can’t understand a big, husky man like you beating a poor, frail little woman like your wife! Defendant: But she keeps nagging and taunting me until I lose my temper! She yells: "Ilit me! I dare you! Go ahead! Just hit me once and I’ll have you dragged up before that baldheaded old fossil of a judge." Judge: Case dismissed. THE LIGHTER SENTENCE. “Is Mils the marriage license bureau ?" “No, this is lire criminal court. Maybe you’d belter come in here. Wo seldom give ’em more than 20 years." TOO POLITE. A lady entered a crowded ’lms, and a working man offered her his seat. “Thank you," said the iady. " hut 1 hale to deprive you of your seat.” ■ That’s ail right, mum," replied the man; “ there's no depravity." NOT INFLAMMABLE. A lovely girl with red hair entered the tram and sat down beside a you 111. Youth 'edging away): i must not a-e| 100 ri ise or I shall catch lire. Girl; Don'! lie. alarmed—green wood never catches lire. A WASTE OF TIME. Mrs Brown: I saw Mary kissing (lie milkman Ibis morning. M in-own: Good lies \ms Wasting Fine o:i him when we owe the grocer
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Waikato Times, Volume 111, Issue 18642, 21 May 1932, Page 12 (Supplement)
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