SCAPEGOAT.
Wife: Shall I kill a duok? To-mor-row is the anniversary of our wedding. 1 Husband: Why blame a duck for a thing that happened 30 years ago l A MODEST CONCEIT. First Girl (sneeringly) ; I suppose you think your face is your fortune. Second Girl: No. I’m satisfied to realise Iliat it isn’t misfortune. TIME TO TRAVEL. ‘ Mose, what ,would you do if you received a letter from the Ku Klux Klan?" a negro was asked. “Well, sah," redded Mose, “IfdJ read it on de train." THAT’S DIFFERENT. She: “You’ll have to get some new socks, Henry. I’m not going to sit up until midnight darning your old ones." Husband: “But, my dear, it’s never too late to mend, as tiie old saying goes."
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Waikato Times, Volume 111, Issue 18642, 21 May 1932, Page 12 (Supplement)
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125SCAPEGOAT. Waikato Times, Volume 111, Issue 18642, 21 May 1932, Page 12 (Supplement)
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