Friend: "So you have married your housekeeper. Don't you know that she has been robbing you for years ?" Old Smartcuss : "Of course 1 know it. That's why I married her. lam trying to get my money back.' ! Small Boy: "Papa, what does ' monotonous ' rotan ?" Father (wearily): " Wait till your mother begins to talk dress with your aunt my boy ; then you'll realise the fu'i meaning of the word." Henry : "So you f. k:d old Growler for bis daughter last night ,1M you,Fred? And how did you come out /" Fred : It w.is a window, I believe, Harry. That was the best I could do, though," £SO
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Western Star, Issue 1548, 28 March 1891, Page 2 (Supplement)
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105Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Western Star, Issue 1548, 28 March 1891, Page 2 (Supplement)
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