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Political Faith.

Seeing .that, in the opinion of a grant authority, every little boy and girl that's born. into> this wiorld alive is either a little Liberal or a little Conservative (says the Cromwell Argus), we haive much' pleasure in submitting the fol' owing First Gate' chism for infants of the first sort: — Q —W'hiafc 'is you name? r A—A little Liberal. Q —Who gaive you that name ? A—Richard Seddon. Q —W'ho keeps you in food and clothing, see? that yom are comfortable, and. does alv ;he can, to make you happy? A—Richard Seddon. . Q —Who makes your mother spank you? , - A—The Conservatives. Q —Who made New Zealand? . A—Richard Seddon. ,Q —Who caused the drought in Australia, so 1 that tha price of stock went up? A—Richard Seddcn. Q —Who caused the war in South Africa, and thus made a market for j oats, and horses? | A—Richard Seddon. Q —Who has given us a run of favorable seasons and good prices? j A l —The LigaMlL Gofyjement.iii; —Q —iWiho established the frozen meat, dairying, and rabbit industries 1 A—The Liberal Government. Q —W'hio put the gold in the Molyneux? . A—Richard Seddon. . J—■What must the people, of New Zealand do to merit the good things they enjoy, to keep prices, up, to secure good] harvests, to obtaini a continuance of the acts of Providence? 1 A—Vote for Seddon. ■

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Thames Star, Volume XXXX, Issue 10500, 22 November 1902, Page 2

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Political Faith. Thames Star, Volume XXXX, Issue 10500, 22 November 1902, Page 2

Political Faith. Thames Star, Volume XXXX, Issue 10500, 22 November 1902, Page 2