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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 23, Issue 5, 19 January 1912, Page 2

An Irish cabdriver went up to the ticket-window of the railway station and asked when the next train came in. He was told, and he said thank you and went away. In about five minutes he appeared back with the same question. ‘‘l told you not more than five minutes ago,” said the ticket-office clerk. ‘‘l know it," he answered, cheerfully. "But it isn’t me th’t wants to know this time. It's a friend o’ mine outside, th’t has to watch his horses an’ can’t come in and as', ye himself.” 1280.