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Teacher—And did you make out a list of the nine greatest men in the history of the world, as I told you ? Willie—Almost. But I can’t pick out the best bowler, though, to save my life. Caller (to bank manager) —I want to see you about an overdraft. Manager—Yes, how much do you want ? Caller (brightly -1 o" much ha c you got ?

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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 23, Issue 5, 19 January 1912, Page 2

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Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 23, Issue 5, 19 January 1912, Page 2

Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 23, Issue 5, 19 January 1912, Page 2