ODDS AND ENDS.
When the worm, turns he macts either a chicken or a fisherman.;: V; 1 !:
'.. ■■• '.•;.' !■'.-".■. '''{""" : ;■'>." ;',- - '. : ■.'■• , Office? (angrily,) - Button up! that coat Married Recruit .(absent-mindedly) ; Yes, «ny dear. .. v .;. . : " : :-.. : " ,
I notice you never laugh at my funny stones.' 1 "Of courso not. I was brought up to show respect to age." , .
Customer : " It's tough to pay fifty cents .a: pound for meat,". Butcher": "Yes", but it's tougher when you . pay twenty. five." •■: ;.;"■,■ ■':': ''
Prof. .-."You should think of the future." Youth: "I can't. It's my girl *.i birthday and I have to think of the present.' ',"'., .": ~
Singleton: " It's such bother deciding about vacation." Wcdmoro : "It doesn't bother me. The boss tells me when to go and my wife tells me where."
This law is a queer business." " How so?" "They swear a man to tell the truth." "What then "And ev.jry■ time ho shows signs of doing so some lawyer objects."
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LX, Issue 18457, 21 July 1923, Page 3 (Supplement)
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151ODDS AND ENDS. New Zealand Herald, Volume LX, Issue 18457, 21 July 1923, Page 3 (Supplement)
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