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DIARY OF A STOMACH.

INTERESTING REVELATIONS. 8 a.m.—Started ..the, day .'well.' Porridge, two.. pork sausages, ami hot buttered toast for ..breakfast. Heavy load, but will'do-my-best. - 10 a.m.—Still working on those sausages. \ "10.30 a.m.—Terrible shock! An ice cream,, plate of straw.beVries, and three ham sandwiches dumped-on-top of those salvages. ''■ '' • ' ll'a.m,— gent but an 5.0.5.: "Can't stand the strain much longer.". Noon. —Sent out another S.O.S. 1 p.m.—Worse and worse! Received plate of thick soup, big portion of roast duck and stuffing,, green peas, now potatoes,- and'• apple pie with cream. And I was .dving for a rest! 1.30 p.m.—That's' bettor! Just got n dose of .Anti-Acido. What a. relief I Now going full speed ahead.. 2 p.m.—Sent-up-a'wirelesss 'thanking him for that Anti-Acido. He's in a jolly mood now, and replied: "Don't worry, old sport! There's plenty of Anti-Acido in the shops. Let's enjoy life:" —5

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Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18684, 6 May 1926, Page 14

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DIARY OF A STOMACH. Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18684, 6 May 1926, Page 14

DIARY OF A STOMACH. Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18684, 6 May 1926, Page 14