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Auckland Star, Volume LXVIII, Issue 299, 17 December 1937, Page 15

Gift List! Tim ami Bu, Prime Inkstigators of the "Society for the Suppression of Useless Christmas Gifts," recommend the following suggestions, as a solution of the problem of' ichat to give': FATHERt Give Dad a BROTHER HAROLDt ir basin of Bowling Club Harold has been an in- - w y* beverage and then bring fernal nuisance, seizing g "* f? IT i• 1 on your Spanish Armadas all the empties, so that /\J '. _ /O I A —Make it at least 2 dozen Heeltaps-Smith could uL ( " * */ ) "to take the sting out of make home-brew — but VV">* , » the bills. To say nothing since that last party— *v I VAJ of how easy it will be for well—ask Harold. Yes, 4 1 young Harold to borrow sir! Harold drinks real the car for Heeltaps-Smith's party. beer these days. Better make it a doz. MOTHERs It's mighty SISTER TKIXIE: (The { J> \ hot in the kitchen, pre- Typiste.) The family / J (T "2 ? paring rations for a Garbo should have a -T <50 7 y hungry family. But as dozen, if it's only to (7 iv father bites like a Mako prevent her boy-friend Tp X. shark if we touch his pri- from crooning or play- \ V vate supply, we'd better ing (?) his piano-ac-include an extra f-doz-for the Mater. cordian. And when Unck George comes in from the farm, a spot of V sCV'Vi >(:"• 1 /£T! A hospitality is worth at least three pairs *£/ or^eous stockings. AUNTS mad UNCLES. Quantities of ANYONE and EVERYONE: Genial Timaru in accordance with the Timaru .. . More Timaru teumentary chsposiuons of their And sfi „ mQre Timaru }' TIMARU THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD BottUd with lowing can by AntU**i A