Gift List! Tim ami Bu, Prime Inkstigators of the "Society for the Suppression of Useless Christmas Gifts," recommend the following suggestions, as a solution of the problem of' ichat to give': FATHERt Give Dad a BROTHER HAROLDt ir basin of Bowling Club Harold has been an in- - w y* beverage and then bring fernal nuisance, seizing g "* f? IT i• 1 on your Spanish Armadas all the empties, so that /\J '. _ /O I A —Make it at least 2 dozen Heeltaps-Smith could uL ( " * */ ) "to take the sting out of make home-brew — but VV">* , » the bills. To say nothing since that last party— *v I VAJ of how easy it will be for well—ask Harold. Yes, 4 1 young Harold to borrow sir! Harold drinks real the car for Heeltaps-Smith's party. beer these days. Better make it a doz. MOTHERs It's mighty SISTER TKIXIE: (The { J> \ hot in the kitchen, pre- Typiste.) The family / J (T "2 ? paring rations for a Garbo should have a -T <50 7 y hungry family. But as dozen, if it's only to (7 iv father bites like a Mako prevent her boy-friend Tp X. shark if we touch his pri- from crooning or play- \ V vate supply, we'd better ing (?) his piano-ac-include an extra f-doz-for the Mater. cordian. And when Unck George comes in from the farm, a spot of V sCV'Vi >(:"• 1 /£T! A hospitality is worth at least three pairs *£/ or^eous stockings. AUNTS mad UNCLES. Quantities of ANYONE and EVERYONE: Genial Timaru in accordance with the Timaru .. . More Timaru teumentary chsposiuons of their And sfi „ mQre Timaru }' TIMARU THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD BottUd with lowing can by AntU**i A
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVIII, Issue 299, 17 December 1937, Page 15
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