ONLY ME.
During the recent election a iinan walking along !a quiet street was startled to see a house door suddenly opened, and a man fall bumping down to the sidewalk. Picking him up, the pedestrian asked what was the matter. "That's my club in there," said the human projectile. " It's a political club; there are nine Jones men, and I'm for Smith, They threw me out. But don't worry. I'm going to clean em all out. You stand here and count 'em." In he went, and sure enough, in a minute the door burst open, and a figure cleared the steps without touching. "One!" said the spectator, holding up a finger. "Hold on!" cried the prostrate one; "don't begin to count yet. This is only me again!"
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXIX, Issue 7826, 19 June 1909, Page 1
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128ONLY ME. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXIX, Issue 7826, 19 June 1909, Page 1
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