TAIL WAIL, OR, WAIL TALE.

28th Heavy News, Volume 2, Issue 3, 29 January 1943, Page 4

TAIL WAIL, OR, WAIL TALE.

All have learned of, though not soon The greatly vaunted put latrine Of the Legondry Major Morris: ! Tis naught compared with that of Hance. This obelisk is sturdy crate (Burs well its weight of human freight) o.’: this one peered cut to' sea V/han in throes of dysentery A- sitting on a Tyrone of State. Ono lonely Gunner sitting there (With rare joy sniffing the sea air) Was lost in thought - when hove in sight Three forms - in fanin in garb r bodight: Ho wept - and offered up a prayer.

S aiming vainly in unease

Ho sought to caver up his liases; But vain was it - then turned and saw 204 Gunner in the raw - . Ths Lord ignored all- his pleas. The femmes (that ’ s French) had little notic Or none at all of the emotion That at that time was going on Inside that flustered fellow’s scone* Being French they ogled him -.not ocean. The follow loft - told (giant mans tor (T.. .■ tale drew him like mustard piaster). Ai- a mirth subsided, ho-saw screen 3. acted ound froe-peek latrine Preventing further bad disaster.

Si vias veuliez an bon mot N-i use trying, it’ • no go! M is si vous voulez entendre plus Soo later issue, wo’ll give it you.

SPORTS.REVIEW: CRICKET MATCH, BETWEEN 150 (PRICKLY) AID 204 (CACTUS). • (Tn: first C. allonge Match for the LICKSTEED — .MANDERS PHANTOM MEMORIAL CUP) .

' nite on enjoyable afternoon was spent recently by the cricketers of this Area /han Cactus challenged Prickly to a half day game. T.u> day dawned clear and blue, not a cloud to bo soon in tho overcast sky. The pitch equalled only by LORDS ’. as in perfect condition. Apart from a dozen ant hills rising 2 foot above sea level, tho bowlers had an uninterrupted., view of the batman. Prickly SO versus Cactus 168.-' was a most disappointing result as our official scorer committed the unpardonable•• • sin of falling asleep after the., fourth over thereby losing the game far Cactus. Cactus took tna field arrayed as per Official Orders; D'sail web, respirator, side arms, helmet stool, and rifle slung. Prickly batted with oven more attention -to our National Dyess t Full web, side arms (50 rds. ammo.), Waterbottle filled (Butterfly Rum) a- Respirator slung, •. Helmet •' stool, and Iron Rations in course .of consumption. B--; mutual conpont, rifles wore not carried while running between the wickets. It was r groat day for the Pricklys who earned the unstinted admiration cf the '. C ictus f■ r the magnificent manner in which they snatched victory from the throes* of defeat which will, assn?;adly.bp. theory let ,nss. tpiiOj On mother, Now Caledonia’s a wonderful land, kith its Palma, vivid scenery and silvery sand; dm s .-ng cf the mosaics is hoard thru’ the night, Aid bed bugs and ants chew away « with delight. Our C'-l-nul says taut we cannot go-homo,* That still ‘further E ;rtn wo are destined to roam, Bt on tear dour we would far rather ba At the New Occidental down Old L-mb ton (y