Things We Want to Know

Observation Post, Volume 1, Issue 22, 16 October 1942, Page 3

Things We Want to Know

Who is this "Muffin Man,’’ anyway? <s><s><s> What has the song of tne Sturgeon , got to do with the Surgeon? j O <3> ' <®> I Who always insists bn (the Dorothy? and why? I ‘ <S> <s> . <S> | Do Manhattan and Bacon convey the impression of Jewish extraction? I <s> «e> <®> I Who left a car unattended in Cuba Street, 9.10.42, while the occupants had lunch? i » ® <s.. <s> I Do Senior B.C.’s specialise in lipstick? No threats now 1 ! ! I <s>s>..<«> I Are all Big Chiefs scared of Red 'Heads? Even if they have seductive ankles. I <s><s><£ I Whose appearance and mournful de-meanour-last Friday misled several peoi pie into thinking a new Padre had arrived? <»s><s> | What or who is the Tomato Blond interesting the R.S.M.? Is it reminiscent of 1940? <s> <s> <s> How did S/M Pearce discover that Beer is a good lubricant for Railway Truck wheels? . ' ' <s><s><& ' How did Sgt. Burborough know 'that the Matron was waiting for the Nurses last "Saturday night? <S> <S> <S> Who specialises in Danish 'Ladies? «><»<s> Who tore round town last Friday night, holding up his trousers? <»><£<s■ How did Jim Williamson and Bill Campbell fare on Saturday night "Picking up Strays?” Does not a special Providence look after small children and ? <B> <s> <s> * Who was too proud to quench his thirst? ■ • <s><s><s> Who nearly forgot his tin opener on Trek? Wasn’t he lucky that a passenger had another sort of opener? <S> <3> <s> When the Regimental clock stops, should we have a holiday? ❖.«■<«> Who used the words “actual” and “actually” 28 times in 40. minutes. Actually ■ this constitutes an actual record, what? «><?><?> Do Specs in-5 specialise in calling the whole roll for 3 people? .. <®> <«> "<s> Did Baldy rescue a golf ball from drowning? <s> <S> | Which -Y.O. likes his nurses in rotation? | «>«><?> Does the Mess stand for the President? i 1 «>«><s> Did Ghandi pay . a visit on his Magic Table? I <»«><s> Who used a washing basket for a BEEAUTIFUL woo? «><s>❖ Whose drag rope DID come in useful TWICE? «><?>«> Which members of B Wing tip-toed across a bridge? Why did the officer and W.O. laugh? <s><s><s> Which B.C. wanted to take up his wrong position in the Convoy and has he found his hat? <»'<s> <s> Which officer offered to take over Guard? <s> <S> ' ❖ Who woke up and -said in -his sleep: "A-h-h-h, beautiful morning,” when it was raining and blowing like hell? . ❖ <s>«> What made the.R.H.Q. L.A.D. moan on trek? <s>.<s> <J> Who made a silent registration on " Fannie. ” «><s><s> Which Battery 2. I/C has turned prize fighter? It wasn’t a cauliflower ear ,either.