HAVE YOU GOT A BLOKE IN YOUR OUTFIT WHO — ?????

Gun Flash, Issue XXVIII, 10 July 1943, Page 3

HAVE YOU GOT A BLOKE IN YOUR OUTFIT WHO — ?????

Who is a B----- wag - who tells a yarn about a funny bird - "The ole-* phant is a funny'bird” - and still laughs about it the following Sunday in Churchy Who has drunk whisky with the Governor of Fiji, golfed with all the., best prople in Sydney, knows everybody, and can call the GOG by his Christian name? Who’s got an aunt - and what aunty does not know about everything in general is not worth knowing * Sex or Russia - leave it to Aunty ??? Who runs a beauty contest?. Lend < him your body for seven nights and you’ll feikl a new man* He won’t use the Sander.’ s chest expander he’ got under his bed either.????? Who has got stomach trouble (so he says) and has got more gas than the Auckland Gas Works????? Who has a certain type of dream throe nights in a row - and when he was rowing used to tie a cotton reel on his back to stop them - he probably has them before he goes to . sleep anyway ??????? Who is an Englishman - got a corker moustache - reckons he knows more about Rugby than you do - gets his bowels in an uproar over an argument and says "Don’t be so b——- stilly”? Who can never plug the right thing into the right holo (on the exchange I moan) and says "Ask yourself" ???? Who loves his grog like me- well, ask yourself, and don’ t be so b— — silly ?????????????