YULE SMILE

Camp News, Volume 1, Issue 43, 4 October 1940, Page 6

YULE SMILE

OH, YE OF LITTLE FAITH , The old negro parson had called his flock together during a drought to pray for rain. Entering the pulpit he gazed sadly down upon his congregation. - . “De faith ob you niggahs is deplorable,” his began. “Here we are gathered together to ask. the good Lawd to send us rainand not one A-P wxx-ii 12 A~ . 1 -1 J ‘ 1 ii • «

of you has brought an umbrella.” ***** The sweet young member of the W.A.T.S. had a message to deliver. “May I see the Captain?” she asked a sailor on the gangway. “Yes, miss/ came the reply. “You will find him forward.” “Oh, I’m not afraid,” she answered cheerfully, “I’ve been out with the boys of the R.A.F.” : / z * * * * . ONE FOR EVERY PORT The good-looking A.B. had been

looking through all the Christmas cards in the shop, yet he seemed uncertain as to which he should choose. “Here’s a lovely tentiment,’ ’said the young saleslady: “To the only girl in the world I ever loved.” “Splendid,” cried the sailor. “I’ll take a dozen of those, please.” ***** . Stated that, as the law stands, the army provides no escape from alimony. More evidence of how recruiting is being discouraged.