BRILLIANT PLAN.
It was plain to be seen that the rivals for her hand would do each other damage if some arrangement was not soon reached. Just then a happy thought courteously approached her. “Gentlemen, gentlemen!” she cried, amid the boiler shop tumult of their beating hearts,” be but patient and I’ll marry you both.” For she was a firm believer in the usefulness and efficacy of divorce as a means of assuaging the flow of bleeding hearts.
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXIV, Issue VI, 10 February 1900, Page 288
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78BRILLIANT PLAN. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXIV, Issue VI, 10 February 1900, Page 288
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