ALLEGED WIT.
It will please husbands to know that small checks will be in favour this season for ladies’ dresses. The man who loves tobacco only to smoke will take snuff when it comes to a pinch. It is no consolation to a patient suffering from a severe cold in the head to be told that * colds always attack the weakest spot.’ Two words may sometimes be a long sentence, to wit, when the judge says ‘twenty years.’ A divorce will often make a woman’s husband a different man. • As long as a woman retains her maiden name,’ says a philosopher, * it is her maiden aim to change it.’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIII, Issue XVIII, 3 November 1894, Page 432
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109ALLEGED WIT. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIII, Issue XVIII, 3 November 1894, Page 432
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