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ELIGIBLE.

Lawyer : ‘ But if you have carefully read the newspapers you surely must have some opinion as to the guilt or innocence of the accused. ’ Would-be Juryman : ‘But looky here, Jedge, I read all the papers, don’t you see ? If I’d read only one paper I might maybe a’ had some idees on the matter. As it is, I don’t know nothing about it.’

Goodfellow (nearing Jollyfellow’s house very late at night after a ‘ time ’at the Club): ‘ I shay, Jollyfellow, zhe there. There’s burglar getting into your house by zhe window.’ • t Jollyfellow : ‘So he is. Shay, wait a (hie) —wait a little. My wife’ll zhink he’s me and (bic) she’ll half.kill him.’ "

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume VIII, Issue 42, 17 October 1891, Page 500

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ELIGIBLE. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VIII, Issue 42, 17 October 1891, Page 500

ELIGIBLE. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VIII, Issue 42, 17 October 1891, Page 500