SOME AMUSING STORIES
REMINDER TO ACTRESS. The actress was hurrying home to luncheon deep in thought when her attention was attracted by a long row of cod in Hie fishmonger's window. “ Good gracious,” she said as she looked at their flat, expressionless heads and eyes, “that reminds me. I have a matinee to-day.” NOT SO BAD. A stranded British actor went into a sordid hash house in New York for a cheap meal. In the waiter he was horrified lo recognise a colleague who had played wilh him in London. “Great. -Scott!” lie gasped. “You a waiter in lliis place.” “Yes. bul 1 don’t eal here,” replied the other wilh some dignity.
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Waikato Times, Volume 118, Issue 19765, 21 December 1935, Page 19 (Supplement)
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