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Waikato Times, Volume 117, Issue 19564, 1 May 1935, Page 2

"On the first day I don tills uniform my mother will die.” These were the words which Lewis Oarday, a Vienneso actor, had to speak in a now play. The morning after the first night of the play (lie actor received a telegram from ills home. It said ids mother had died.

“ Some coves,” said the driver of the service car to a vencrabio passonger, '“‘learns ter smoke a pipe easy as klss-mc-’and. Take to it as naeheral as a young duck takes to water. 1 didn’t. Not me 1 The pipe fair turned me up repeated! So I thought I'd try another bacca, and changed over to toasted -Cavendish. And believe mo or believe me not I never 'ad no more trouble wif me pipe! There ain’t ’ardly any nikotcen in ‘toasted,’ you kin smoke It till all’s blue and it can't ’url ver! And talk abart a flavour! —and oil, boy! don’t it smell goodl 'foasted Navy Cut No. 3 (llulldog), is another fine meejum blend I Toasted Cut Plug No. 10 (Bulls’ead) is full strength. That's another winner! Likewise if you roll your own there’s lllvor’ead Gold and Desert Cold, noth make the finest cigarettes mil! ’Erel Whatchor larfln at? Wot’s the JokcV” *• j was laughing,” replied the venerable passenger, “because I was smoking 'toasted' before you were born.” The driver grunted and lit his pipe. —4 7 4

\ Liverpool (Eng.) lawyer recently Ivad to deal with the wilt of a man whose only bequest to Ins widow was •i pair of trousers. He disposed of the gift in these.words: "She wanted to wear them in life; now she eau wear Lhem in deaths ■