“Airpipes out!” “Such is the slogan of the society to which I have the honour to belong.’' Thus the little bald-headed man with the big pair of specs and the well-developed bump of self-esteem, to the small knot of amused smokers aboard the Auckland ferry boat the other evening. “We are out to banish tobacco and free the world from the thraldom of trte pipe,” went on the orator. “Some contract” remarked the chap with the calabash. “There’s no more harm in smoking, boss, than there is in shaving, so long as the baccy's right." “It never is right I” bawled the little man, excitedly. “Well.” said the other, “ I’ll wager £SO that the tobacco I'm smoking—New Zealand Toasted Cavendish—is as harmless as lemonade. Will you bet?” But the little man wasn’t on. He was wise! New Zealand Cavendish is one of the well-known toasted brands, the others being Rlverhead Gold, Navy Cut No. 3, and Cut Plug No. 10. They ara all popular and all safe. They are toasted, therefore “harmless as lemonade.” 288 Time waits for no man—unless, of course, the police catch you.
The man who saves money is no longer & miser; he is a magician.
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Waikato Times, Volume 112, Issue 18778, 28 October 1932, Page 3
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