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Western Star, 14 October 1938, Page 2

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Two Irishmen were coming from the Catholic church on Sunday when one remarked to the other: "'That was a . fine sermon the Father gave ns this morning 01l jnatr.imoirjtf 'lt was that,' agreed Pat. 'but J would to heaven J knew as litUc about it as. he does.-' ( CAUGHT OUT. Professor: I am going to speak en liars to-day. i How manv of yon nave read the 25th chapter of the toxt'V Nearly eveiy student raised h-"s hand Professor: Good. You are the group tow-horn I wish to speak. There is no 25th chapter] QUITE DIFFERENT. 'My teacher savs 'collect' and 'conmean the same thing Do they?' 'Perhaps tlipv do, mv son,' nid the I C'lnrgyrnan : '!,„(, y OU mn ,y fell your I «irt. Pr that there j s j, vast difference t>;'u-p„ n a,nd u colfco