GIRL WHO CANNOT KNIT.

Western Star, 6 April 1934, Page 4

GIRL WHO CANNOT KNIT.

An "exceptionally accomplished girl at Tamworth, near " Birmingham, has one failing. She confesses she is liable to acquire the art of knitting. By producing her own plays, Miss Elizabeth Wenlc, the 21-year-old daughter of the Mayor and Mayoress of Tamworth, has raised over £3OO for local charities in a year. She is to publish her third novel in the spring. Miss Weale gives elocution recitals, she paints* in oils, she plays the piano. She designs the dresses for her plays—--270 of them in the last production. She can speak French and Italian. But slu cannot knit.

GOOD ADVKT

Client : I want to draw up my will, but v rm not sure how lo dictate it. Lawyer: Just leave everything to me. Client: I suppose that would save' time. It’s hound to come to that in the long-run. A TOOTH FOR TWO FINGERS. i i <Mv dentist was a, hue fellow, j Each time he extracted a tooth he gave me a glass of whisky.’ ‘Don’t you go to him any more?' ‘I haven’t .any teeth left.’