LIFE’S TOO SHORT.
He: “A man’s as old as he feels.” She: “A woman’s as old as she looks.” He: “Maltexo keeps me young.” She: “Maltexo keeps me from looking old.” He:‘ “Since we both agree, how about it?” She: “Yes, let us order another half-dozen jars. Life’s too short to grow old.” 3
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Wairarapa Daily Times, 2 May 1925, Page 4
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