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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 48, Issue 14610, 8 March 1922, Page 1

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Gents, 2/6; Ladies, 1/6. MUSIC BY MR, A. JACKSON. MR. PRITCHARD, Secretary. 1.T.N.0.T.G.A.0.T.U. MASTERTON LODGE, No. 19. Usual Meeting of the above Lodge will be held TONIGHT at Lodge Room, Bannister Street. Lodge Tyled at 7.30 o’clock. Visiting Brethren cordially invited. By Command. W.M. TENDERS. 'PENDERS CLOSE on SATURDAY, ■ March 11th, 1922, at noon, for the LEASE for five years of Section 11 and part section 10, Mauaia Block, containing 72 acres 2 roods and 14 perches, more or less, together with Dwelling House and Farm Buildings thereon, and situated South Road. Full particulars on application to— PRAGNELL & McKENZIE, SOLICITORS, QUEEN STREET, MASTERTON. SILVER TEAPOTS. WE HAVE JUST OPENED UP A ” SHIPMENT of Messrs. Ilarrieon and Fisher’s Electro-plated Goods, including a Special Line of E.P. TEAPOTS. FULL-SIZED E.P.B.M. TEAPOTS, 37/6, 39/-, 40/- and 50/EACH TEAPOT IS PERFECT. INSPECTION IS INVITED. Also A 1 SALAD SERVERS, 17/6 pair. The Supply of these Specially Priced Teapots and Salad Servers is limited. J. BKADBUBY, JEWELLER, QUEEN STREET, MASTERTON.

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