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COUNSEL AND WITNESS

Counsel: “Now, John Brown, just pay attention to me.” John Brown: “Yes, sir.” Counsel: “I am informed that you regularly associate "with swindlers and thieves—is that true?” John Brown: “Yes, sir.” Counsel: 41 You. dare to stand in that box and admit to his Lordship that you are a swindler and thief?” John Brown: “No, sir.” Counsel: “Then you are a perjurer.” John Brown: “No, sir.” Counsel (perplexed): “Well, what on earth are you?” John Brown: 44 1 am the caretaker of a suite vf lawyer’s offices.” Counsel: “Ch!” (sits down).

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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 74, Issue 110, 12 May 1931, Page 5

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COUNSEL AND WITNESS Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 74, Issue 110, 12 May 1931, Page 5

COUNSEL AND WITNESS Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 74, Issue 110, 12 May 1931, Page 5