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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3468, 19 May 1934, Page 8

“You don’t make very good music with that instrument,” said a critical holiday-maker to the bass drummer of the band at the seaside resort. “No,” admitted the man, “but I drown a heap of bad.” Neighbour: Why does your new baby cry so much? Little Brother: Well, if your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so weak that you couldna’ Stan’ on them, I rather fancy you’d feel like cryin’ yoursel’. -i Bobbie: What does daddy do at the office? . Mother: Pie is a tea sampler, d ear - He tastes different kinds of tea. Bobbie: I think v.'hen I grow up I’ll be a pie sampler! Husband (newly married): Don’t you think, love, if I were smoke it would spoil the curtains? Wife: Ah, you are really the most unselfish and thoughtful husband to be found anywhere, Certainly it would. Husband: Well, then, take the curains down.