SINGER NUTS.

Waipawa Mail, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7752, 22 July 1916, Page 3 (Supplement)

SINGER NUTS.

I lyre us something m the touch of a man s hand which, like tho keyboard of 11 Piano, tells if li : r heart be in tune. Cripple your conscience and your soul sluill limp dl through eternity. 1 here are more ways of failing in love than Iherearo of getting out of it. It is easy for a mean man to say tna.t the people dislike him because of envy. * * One may he as disappointed in finding the unexpected as in finding the expected. The corset is a paradox. It comes to stay and yet goes to waist. A loafer has no right th.it a busy man is hound to respect. Tho beauty of having children in the house is that whenever you want small change you cm always find it in me children's bank. * * # It takes a poet with a good deal of unagination to speak of a mole on a woman's cheek as a tear drop petrified h.v its own audacity* * * * An engagement is a very fragile thing. It be dropped without There can never be any objection to a cigar manufacturer puffing his own Orderly sages always file their wise saws. Idle s'tters glasses fill, For the sake of sitting still. Before arithmetic was invented people multiplied on the. face of the earth. * * * A woman's tongue is like a racehorse, which runs the faster the lesser weight it carries. * * * (to to strangers for charity, to acquaintances for a divorce, to relations tdr nothing—and you will always have =. good supply. # Strange to sav. no man ever gci* tight, unless ho is loose in his habits. There is nothing green about the grass widow. * * * Every woman .who studies her glass neglects her hea.rt.