MISPLACES TEARS.

Waikato Independent, Volume V, Issue 322, 10 January 1907, Page 6

MISPLACES TEARS.

A lady complaining to her milkman of the quality of milk he sold her, received the following explanation : “You see, mum. they don’t get enough grass feed this time o’ year. Why, them cows o’ mine are just as sorry about it as I am. I often see •’em cryin’—regular cry in’, mum—bo. cause they feel as how their milk don’t do ’em credit. Don’t you believe it, mum ?” "Oh, yes, I believe it,” responded his customer, ’’but I wish in future srou’d5 r ou’d see that they don’t drop their tears into our can.”