About Terbacker Chorin.
An anti-tobacconist ra*kes a campaign document out of the fact that the oanmbalp w?il not eat a man who chewa tobnoco. Hoh ! Htiiber will the man who chews tobacco es k cannibal. So, there!
My young disciple, don't hunt for new ihiugs, but Btudy to improve upon the old ones ; every flat stone, and most of the boulders, have been turned over already b,> the novelty-hunters.
Faith won't enable a man to lift a to. ail ttd once, but it will, ten pounds at time.
A Pole named Hentzlstezski recently e> • tiea v. few ni'les from Bin^bampton. Fr< • she jagyed appearance i>f his name, we shoo catce him to be a section of i> barbed w; fence rather than a pole. '"
Little Diok : " Mamma, I'm awful siok. Mayn't I stay home from school V
Mamma : " Certainly. Lie down on the eofa."
Little Diok (by the window half an hour later) : " Mamma, may I go out and play hopscotch with Billy Bunoe ? He isn't at school to-day." Mamma : " You are sick." Little D.ok: "So is Billy."
Is it called the highway, because it is the way along which people nic f
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Tuapeka Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1870, 13 February 1892, Page 2 (Supplement)
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193About Terbacker Chorin. Tuapeka Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1870, 13 February 1892, Page 2 (Supplement)
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