MORAL—.
Never get embroiled with widows or fractious mules without fully investigating the problem of their specific peculiarities. — Finis. — Tne end. — Concluded.
" An' phafc is your Jamie doin' these days, Mrs. O Taie/"
' Ah, Jamie is doin' foine. He,a a director in the opera house an' wears a swallytail coat."
" A dir< ctor, is it 1 An' phat does a director do 1 " " S lure, he directs the people to their seats.''
SinipleMinded Country Youth — " Are ballet t-irlb always attended by their mothers V
Loading Humorist (showing him around) — "No, nev>r " s. M. C. V.— " By whom, then ?" h. R— " By their granddaughters." (Dits.)
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Tuapeka Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1870, 13 February 1892, Page 2 (Supplement)
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104MORAL—. Tuapeka Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1870, 13 February 1892, Page 2 (Supplement)
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