YES! THEY’RE EASY ON THE EYES.

Star (Christchurch), Issue 17863, 3 June 1926, Page 1

YES! THEY’RE EASY ON THE EYES.

BY

SIX BAD.

There is in Harley Street a quack, who surely is a rash ’un, for he can see no omens black in modern woman’s fashion. So many tales the croakers tell, of troubles waiting for us, but yet he does not haste to swell, the disapproving chorus. The scanty cables do not say, if he is wed or single, but he has volunteered to lay, his blessing on the shingle. And though the prudes with grief may look, on skirts abbreviated, this medico does not go crook, but rather is elated. “I cannot rate too high,” says he, “so sensible a custom. With dresses tight I don’t agree, and what I say is bust ’em; and each short-skirted, shingled maid, I have no hesitation, in greeting not with a tirade but rather approbation.” Now with this quack I too agree—such things are good in my sight and modern styles I view with glee —they’re easy on the eyesight.