TE RAHU.

Observer, Volume XVI, Issue 922, 12 September 1896, Page 25

TE RAHU.

' I'm in a pitiful plight,' says poor E I And I am uot quite sure What's the proper thing to do. Or if ray case has a radical cure ; But the fact is, I love two. I 1 see the blonde, and vow that she Is the one I cannot forget ; But the vision pales quite visibly When I view the sweet brunnette. 1 There is no help for me, I ween, An-i I'm leadiug a double life ;' For somehow I cannot choose between, Which one to ask for my wife.' W J T says he would like to know what they take Jiim'for, to think he does not know who the 0 M is. .W H seems very down-hearted since MMc pave him the cold shoulder. Cheer up, f .EM has caused quite a nutter among the fair sex Rince he shaved the broom off hiR upper lip.. Has H W given the girls best, or have the girls given him be3t ?. . J B still continues the route to Ohaupo. What's the attraction J?..W S looked as if he meant it wandering through the mud last Sunday with M T...Miss S sa^ s she is not going out walking with beardless youths any more... Our monthly pocial took place last Wednesday night, and was a great success, about fifty couples being preset ...The O M could not help taking note of the number of wallflowers present. The Misses M said it was something awful. .The O M thinks it is quite time that D L and B N were running in double harness. . The hill girls say there is no fun in going to dances when they have to sit all night with their cloaks on. .The boy at the P 0 wouldlook much better if be took smaller steps when he ii waltzing. .The Misses P were greatly missed among the local ladies at the social on Wednesday night.. P M looked quite a maD taking CS to church on Sunday.. H Gis a popular young man among the young ladies. No less than four last Sunday night... W G has given the Ohaupo road a spell since T H has taken her departure.