NGARUAWAHIA.

Observer, Volume XVI, Issue 922, 12 September 1896, Page 25

NGARUAWAHIA.

Wby doesn't A J set up as a phrenologist, when she can express so clearly how the men propose ? Why did not :\ ou accept a few of your own, A?. ..A P has got a girl at last. The 0 M thouaht it was a mother taking home her son...E B and E J looked quite Btrong with two girls at the school. But, oh, what a change when H H and J B appeared on the scene.. .6 S must be coming out of his shell when he parades five old maids about.-.Miss So and So seemed to fare badly at the dance, and had to take to the children. The fruits of having too much tongue.. The O M has been informed that A P left the hall in working clothes and returned in four minutes in evening dress. A record in lightning change. ..J B says he has run everything completely off the track with his namesake.. Who were the young ladles that complained so much about the dance ? It is to be hoped that they were not wallflowers... A P says A is teaching him to waltz beautifully.. Bumour sajs U It presented M C with a silk handkerchief. Isioto tie a knot G?.. How is it that the local girls will not dance with CM? Is it because he has not got long ' breeka ' yet. . J H 9ays a certain youny lady with a pram can't make out why he won't speak to her... A J S scored a great success at the Huntly concert with his comic ditties, and was unable to leave the stage without his well-known encores.. .G Me looked quite soft seeing A J home from church. That little dance caper will be played out.